My favorite bugs

Arguments missing when calling a function,
mispelling keys setting some advanced option,
accessing attributes your object lacks:
These are a few of my favorite bugs.

Non-closing commas on deep JSON structures,
long late-night hacking that ends up in rapture:
Found a solution, that actually sucks.
These are a few of my favorite bugs.

Wrong file permissions on root system folders,
new model’s methods that break on the olders,
out of range values on sliders and bars:
These are a few of my favorite bugs.

When the job fails,
and the app blocks,
or the cloud turns black,
I simply remember my favorite bugs
and then I don’t feel so bad.

(repeat)

When the job fails,
and the app blocks,
or the cloud turns black,
I simply remember it’s wintermute’s fault
and then I don’t care at all!